My Gf about computing

Hello I am ****
I am 21 Years old and love my Computer. His name is Erwin. We haven't been best friends for that long, but we get on really well. Today for example he told me about when he went to computing school and learnt German, English and some other spell checking languages. Further the told me about when he learnt about how to draw a straight line.
But sometimes Erwin has naughty thoughts and he shows little pictures of male and female jumping around on each other. But this only happens when you touch him in a special way. At the end of the day Erwin is just a little computer boy.