Dan about tonight

> So how are we going to get drunk tonight

Well, one usually enters a drinking establishment, with money in ones
pocket. One then approaches the bar, inquires to what selection of
drinks are available and based on the reply, selects the cheapest drink
with the high percentage of alcohol. Upon delivery of the drink, one
then adjusts the angle of the glass to allow the liquid to fall down
ones throat. The above is then repeated until one can long complete any
of the above actions, either due to intoxication, lack of money or gets
lucky and takes the barmaid home.